• 07 Sep 2009 /  Opinion

    Post No Bills

    I am not a marketer; in fact I go out of my way to avoid marketers on most occasions, I am just another random person from the Internet. I see so many companies trying to market their products and services on Twitter and failing miserably at it. In this post I’d like to give some free advice to those people whose job it is to market their company to the general public—A consumer’s point of view if your will, although I am only one consumer in the billions of consumers on the Internet.

    Below are a bunch of things you should consider before you create an “official” company presence on Twitter.

    Who is on Twitter?

    Twitter breaks down loosely into five different groups of people; The spammers, those trying to market their products (sometimes indistinguishable from spammers), the “professional” tech people (your Robert Scoble, your Leo Laporte), the tech-savvy consumer, and the people who really don’t know what Twitter is but there is a lot of talk about it and they don’t want to be left out (a lot of celebrities fall into this category). Some people also straddle more than one category.

    If you’re approaching Twitter marketing with the idea, “I think it’s a waste of time, but there’s a lot of people on it and it’s popular with the tech-savvy young folk” then you should not be on Twitter. You need to be willing to spend the time needed to keep your Twitter presence up to date and keep the communication with your customers and followers flowing in both directions.

    Twitter is about conversations and interactions; it is not a one-way street. If you don’t have the resources to monitor your company’s Twitter presence on your own, or you’re not willing to have an employee always monitoring your Twitter stream, then Twitter is not for you. Your customers (followers) expect you to reply to them in a timely manner if they address your company directly. This does not mean you need to monitor the stream 24 hours a day, seven days a week, but customers will expect some sort of answer if they have a problem and you have an “official” Twitter presence.

    If you are not monitoring Twitter yourself, then the person or persons monitoring the Twitter presence for your company should be “Twitter-savvy” and know a bit about the lingo when talking to people on Twitter. People will throw around acronyms like “DM” and “RT” and the person they are speaking to should know what these sorts of things mean in the context of Twitter.

    Choosing Your Twitter Name

    For your “official” company presence on Twitter, your Twitter name should be your company’s name. If your company name has two or more words, then use capital letters or underscores to separate the words, for example; CompanyName or Company_Name. Your customers should be able to find you quickly and easily when they do a Twitter search. If your company’s name is already in use by someone who does not represent your company or it is “squatted on” by someone who isn’t using the account then you can go to the people who run Twitter itself and ask them to release the account to you if you can prove ownership of the brand name.

    While you’re at it, it’s probably a good idea to set up a company email address those people who follow you on Twitter so that you can more easily service those users. Something like “Twitter@CompanyName.com” instead of the usual “support@” or “service@” would suffice. That way when someone in your Twitter feed wants to send you a query, you can easily reply with your Twitter-specific address.

    Your Twitter Icon and Homepage

    Your Twitter background should reflect the branding on your website. You shouldn’t waste this space but you shouldn’t go overboard either. Solid colours or single-image backgrounds are much nicer than tiled backgrounds. Remember that most people’s screens are going to be in the 1024 by 768 to the 1280 by 960 range, so keep that in mind when you add information to the left of the Twitter stream. You probably only have 150 to 200 pixels of width to work with there. Don’t go overboard with the information in this sidebar either, this isn’t the place to tell your life’s story or to put 487 links to all the various landing pages for your website. Keep it short and to the point.

    Your Twitter icon should be easily recognizable as belonging to your company. Remember that Twitter icons are small, so you may have to simplify your branding so that your customers can find your icon amongst the sea of other Twitter icons. And while you’re at it, you should also fill in your bio information and use the actual URL for your website, not a shortened version.

    Don’t Use Twitter as a Link-Dump

    If your Twitter stream goes something like; “We have widgets on sale now! http://www…” followed a week later by, “10% off all red aardvarks for the next week. http://www…” and so on, then you do not belong on Twitter. Nobody is interested in following link-dumping accounts—you might as well drop leaflets from an airplane you’ll accomplish the same end. Dumping piles of garbage links into the Twitter stream will get your account blocked by your customers and/or suspended by Twitter.

    It’s fine to post links to your product pages in your Twitter feed, but that shouldn’t be the ONLY thing in your Twitter feed. You also need to put some thought into what you’re saying when you post your links—if you want people to forward your link on in their Twitter stream, or “Retweet” your offer, then your offer needs to fit within the 140 character limit and include the text “RT @YourCompanyName.” This is also where URL shorteners come in. Find yourself a good URL shortener and use it! Some URL shortening services will also let you brand your short URLs, or hell, if you’re posting enough links you should get your web-savvy team to create your own shortened URLs that will redirect your links to your company website.

    Talk to Your Followers

    Part of being on Twitter is the conversation that goes on between users—if someone is following you and sends you an message, they expect a response. “But how do I know if someone is talking to me if I’m not following them?” you ask. Well, that’s another part of your “responsibility” on Twitter: in addition to monitoring your regular Twitter stream, you must also occasionally click on your @name tab to see if someone you’re not following is asking you a question. You could also type “to:” and your username into the Search box (ie to:MyCompanyName) to quickly sort through the Twitter noise and get to the people who are talking to you.

    Practice Good Customer Service

    If you’re not personally monitoring your Twitter presence then make sure that the person who is doing the monitoring is capable of making and keeping promises on your company’s behalf. For example, if you (or your agent) promises to look into a user’s problem and get back to them with a response then you need to make 100% sure that you get back to that person with a response! This is Customer Service 101. Don’t make promises you can’t keep, and don’t make up answers when you have no idea what you’re talking about. You don’t lose anything by replying, “I’m not sure how to solve your problem, let me ask my tech support people and I’ll get back to you.” Just make sure that either you or your tech support department gets back to the user. Leaving someone hanging on Twitter is a death sentence for your company brand.

    Special Twitter Offers, Coupons, and Contests

    There seems to be a trend lately on Twitter where companies who are just stepping into the Twitter stream have a contest to help them gain followers. In fact, this has been done so many times now that a lot of people have stopped following people who “tweet” or “retweet” these contest phrases because it makes so much spammy noise in the Twitter stream. If you want to gain followers on Twitter, your best bet is to get advertised through other Twitter users and that can only happen through investing in interaction and conversation. Contests on Twitter are great, and many people will enter them for the chance to win that iPod or new product, but you need to make that contest worth the effort. If you make it too difficult, then nobody is going to be interested and nobody is going to follow you.

    While in the same vein, you need to make any special offers or coupons you give away on Twitter worth the effort. Marketers often talk about the low coupon remittance—people aren’t going to use your coupons or take advantage of your special offers if it isn’t worth their time. For example, I often get coupons for “$5 off any purchase of $100 or more”—This is a useless coupon. It’s not even worth my time to try and remember your coupon code to get a mere $5 off a $100 purchase. If you want people to actually visit your site to use your coupons then you have to make it worth the effort.

    Another thing to keep in mind is that the first W in “WWW” means “World” as in “World Wide Web.” When you make a statement on the Internet, you are talking to the WORLD. If your special offer only applies to your specific country of origin (I’m looking at you Americans), then make it crystal clear at the beginning otherwise you’re going to waste people’s time and just piss them off. Simply saying “Free Shipping on all products using the code TWEET” is misleading, you should say something like “Free US Shipping.” Remember your International followers when making offers on the Internet.

    An Example to Follow

    If you’re looking for someone to learn from, have a look at the people over at the NAPP (National Association of Photoshop Professionals). They have many people involved in Twitter over there from the highest office, down through marketing and down to the people who appear on their podcasts. Each one a character in their own right, and all of them interacting and conversing with their followers.

    If I send a tweet to @scottkelby (Creator of Kelby Media Group, which is part of the NAPP) then I will get a personal tweet back from Scott Kelby, not Scott Kelby’s assistant, but Scott Kelby himself—It might take a day or so, but he will reply. If I send a tweet to @NAPP_News asking a question about a product, then I will get a human being answering me in a friendly manner. The user behind @NAPP_News is capable of mixing her marketing duties with her contest duties with her just general shooting the breeze duties and it doesn’t occupy 100% of her day. If @NAPP_News says she will get in contact with the people over in subscriptions to find out about your missing issue of Photoshop Magazine, then you can be sure that you’ll either get an email from the subscription department, or you’ll get a reply from @NAPP_News telling you what happened. The people at NAPP know how to keep their customers happy and it doesn’t cost them a lot of time or money to do it.

    Most of the time the consumer just wants to know that a company is listening to what they’re saying.

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  • 09 Sep 2008 /  Site Related

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    I Can Haz Rants?

    So I guess I should welcome people to TheHerne.com.
    You asked for it, you got it.

    This will be my own little place on the Internet where I can post the sorts of comments that I want to post without any fear of ticking off some administrator somewhere and getting my backside banned from someone else’s blog.

    This is my space and therefore *I* make the rules. You are welcome to comment on my posts, but now I am the administrator that can ban your backside! (queue maniacal laughter)

    What to Expect

    I will not be making daily posts. Hell, they may not even be weekly posts, but then if Cait can go for months without making a post on her blog, then I can get away with it too! You get what you pay for here on TheHerne.com, and you ain’t paying a helluva lot.

    In between postings of various rants, I will also try to get around to compiling and writing up a couple of my travelogues that I had originally posted over at Blogger. I’ve been meaning to update them into something resembling legibility for some time now, but I’d never gotten around to it. In addition, I hope to get around to putting some stuff into my “theherne” Flickr stream so that people can see where I’ve been.

    I’ve just started playing around with making voice recordings, so I would also like to include small audio files from time to time (as soon as I figure out how to do that), possibly some full-length audio files of the rants that I send to the Aussie Geek Podcast or other podcasts, or just me generally going on, laughing insanely, or brushing my teeth. (Hey, it worked for Knightwise.)

    I read when I get time, so expect me to write up some reviews about books that I’ve recently read. But don’t expect to hear about anything that’s listed on Oprah or the New York Times Best Seller list because I go out of my way to avoid the crap that they put on those lists. My interests tend toward Sci-Fi, Fantasy, History, Travel, and just plain odd stuff.

    Oh, I should mention that I listen to several different podcasts, not just the Aussie Geek Podcast and the Knightcast, and I will be adding those links and others to my sidebar. I also listen to several podcasts, like G’Day World, from The Podcast Network down there in Australia and others.

    You can also find me on Twitter, but you probably already knew that.

    I’m still in the process of modifying and updating this WordPress thing, so don’t be surprised if the “look” of the blog changes from time to time as I figure new things out.


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